AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT FOR
I'VE GOT A SCAM GOING WITH A BIG PLATE.

WHICH IS CLIMAXING AT MIDNIGHT WITH MADNESS.

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

CALLED UK CONQUEST.

I SAY POT-AY-TO, YOU SAY...POTATO.

- I DON'T THINK IT'S ANYTHING TO DO WITH CLASS.
- AND THE PLUMS HAVE MUTATED AND HAVE BEAKS.

HE HAS A HUGE DOG AND HE MAY BE DRUNK
AND UNLEASH IT BECAUSE NORMALLY I RING AHEAD.

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

- HOW'S YOUR FRIENDS?
- FINE.

HELLO. HOW DO YOU DO? HOW NICE TO MEET YOU.

THE OTHER BLOKE SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.

- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- TWENTY-FIVE.

- THAT'S CUSTOMS AND EXCISE.
- RIGHT.

- ARE WE HAVING THE FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?
- YES, CAN I HAVE MY SAUSAGES BURNT TO A CRISP,

OH, I COME FROM ACTON IN WEST LONDON.

SHE MANAGED TO WALK 4OO YARDS, HOLDING
HER HAND IN HER OTHER HAND, AND HAILED A TAXI.

HELLO?

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.