NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

I AM A HOMELESS PERSON.

IT'S A BIT LIKE DOING MY RADIO SHOW THIS, ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE LISTENING TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE". BYE!

MRS MONEYPENNY'S AN EEJIT! SHE'S AN EEJIT!

# THE CLOTHES WE WORE HAD ALL SEEN BETTER DAYS

WHY NOT JUST PUT IT ON ITS WRISTS
LIKE LADIES IN STORES?

# YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING... #

ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY LIFE BEGINS AT 4O.

OH, I FORGOT TO SAY. I AM SO A CHRISTIAN.

ABSOLUTELY. WE CAN DO YOU...

I'M 47. SHE'S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
BACK OF THE NET!

NOT MY WORDS, CAROL,
THE WORDS OF "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE.

HOW CAN YOU SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS?

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

THERE'S SOMEONE COMING. BE NORMAL.

- YOU COULD WEAR IT OR FLOSS WITH IT!
- OR SLICE CHEESE WITH IT!