- YOU'VE GOT THE COMMON TOUCH.
- THANK YOU.

THREE, TWO, ONE, LAND.

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

MONZA SAID NO TO A FREE CARAVAN
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.

- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!

NOT CHRIST. SORRY, I KEEP SAYING CHRIST.

THANK YOU, ALAN.

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.

- SHOW LYNN.
- OH, YEAH.

DID YOU HEAR FROM DOLMIO
ABOUT MY PASTA GRAVY SAUCE?

- GOT YOUR BIG PLATE, ALAN?
- YES.

YEAH. COULD YOU JUST PUT "PLUS SUE COOK"?

AND A COPY OF THE "DAILY EXPRESS".
OOH...IT'S A GOOD PAPER.

THIS IS RADIO NORWICH.

# JET... #

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

THERE IS TO BE NO SECOND SERIES, AND I'VE
LISTENED TO YOUR IDEAS, I'VE LISTENED TO THEM ALL,

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.