IS NOT SO ENJOYABLE
AS GANDAIF WITH A LONG WHITE BEARD,

YOU MIGHT FIND SOME SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE
TO THE BOX, BUT THE CHOCOLATE'S PERFECTLY EDIBLE.

- HELLO?
- IT'S A THING PEOPLE SAY!

I'M DRIVING AROUND IN AN OBSCENE PUBLICATION.
I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON THE BASTARD.

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

SEE THAT?

WHY NOT JUST PUT IT ON ITS WRISTS
LIKE LADIES IN STORES?

(ROBOTIC) TEA OR COFFEE? TEA OR COFFEE?

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

(GEORDIE ACCENT) "ADD A DASH OF BLUE BLOOD."
(ALAN SINGS IT)

THE WAVES GENTLY LICKING AT YOUR FEET,

- DID YOU LIKE IT?
- I LOVED IT.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

THERE IS TO BE NO SECOND SERIES, AND I'VE
LISTENED TO YOUR IDEAS, I'VE LISTENED TO THEM ALL,

- IT'S THE BEHAVIOUR OF A DOSSER.
- A DOSSER?

SO JUST DON'T TURN ROUND.

I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

YOU SIT THERE ON YOUR FAT BEHIND,