HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A CUP OF BEANS?
YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.

- THAT'S CUSTOMS AND EXCISE.
- RIGHT.

NOT MY WORDS, MICHAEL.
THE WORDS OF SHAKIN' STEVENS.

THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LINK MY ARM.
WE'LL TRY AND LEAVE WITH SOME DIGNITY.

CAN YOU JUST ANSWER "YES"
FOR THE PURPOSES OF A JOKE?

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

AND I MARCHED AROUND SAYING, "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!

PROBABLY ME NEXT.

WHO WAS THAT MAN
WHO WAS BORING ME AT THE FUNERAL?

MONZA SAID NO TO A FREE CARAVAN
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.

AND THE POT-SMOKING,
WHORE-RIDDEN WATERWAYS OF AMSTERDAM.

YOU AND I KNOW I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THE LAST LAUGH...

- THIS WILL PUT NORWICH ON THE MAP.
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

YES, I DO. AND THE BOOKS AREN'T BEING INCINERATED,
THEY'RE BEING PULPED.

JUST TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY BEFORE THE NEWS.
ON LINE FOUR WE HAVE ROY FROM BUNGAY.

TE...

HERE'S "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"
AND ALL YOUR OTHER STUFF.

- I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
- I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.