EXCELLENT. I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK.
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

SOPHIE, IF I'M STILL HERE IN SEVEN MONTHS,

WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THE BOX-ROOM?

(HONKING)

STOP PANICKING.

- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

(CONTINUOUS BEEP)

RIGHT. I MEAN, HE'S DEFINITELY DEAD?

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."

AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LASSIE COMES UP,
AND SHE'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE OTHERS,

HE'S DEAD NOW.

I'VE GOT A CLEAN LICENCE.

HERE'S TO THE FUTURE.

TONIGHT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT COFFEE.
THEY'RE OPENING A STARBUCKS ON BEACHY HEAD.

IT'LL TAKE YOUR FACE OFF.

I HAVE. I'M DOING "NORFOLK NIGHTS"
AND I'VE GOT A SHOW...