YOU'VE MISSED A BIT.

SO A BETTER TITLE WOULD BE "SCUM ON THE RUN".

- HOW DID IT GO?
- A BIT BAD, LYNN!

THERE IS A SERIOUS REASON WHY I'M WEARING THIS.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

- HE IS BEING DISGUSTING.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?

HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED YOUR CRACKLING?

LOOK AT YOU. DO YOU GO AROUND
DRAWING PEEPHOLE BRAS ON THE WALL?

"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"

YES, I KNOW. IT'S JUST A JOKE.

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?

SORRY. DRY SKIN. I'M FLAKING AGAIN.

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN?
- YEAH.

I'M GOING OUT WITH GORDON.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME.

AND IT WOULDN'T BE CUSTARD PIES
I'D BE THROWING AT HIM EITHER.

I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU COPING?

PEOPLE WITH EYEBROWS ON THEIR CHEEKS...

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"