- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS)

TIME FOR MUSIC. WHO'S THIS BEAUTIFUL BLOND
MAN WITH A LOVELY VOICE? IT'S ANNIE LENNOX.

OH, FORGET IT!

BUT IN A CRASH IT DOES STOP YOU

NO, ACTUALLY. CHANGE THAT TO "BAD ATTITUDE".

- "ARM WRESTLING WITH CHAS AND DAVE."
- I DON'T THINK SO.

- WHAT ABOUT BRAVE PEOPLE?
- SHE CAN MINGLE WITH THEM.

AND YOUR MEETING
WITH PIET MORANT FROM DANTE FIRES.

OH, RIGHT. YOU BOTH SOUND EXHAUSTED.
HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNING?

YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.

STOP GIGGLING OR I'LL TAKE DOWN YOUR PARTICULARS.

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

AND I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THESE.

- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.

- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.

- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?

DAN!