- I'M NOT THE VIETNAM. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.
- NO. LEAVE IT.

YOU BLONDE BASTARD...FROM THE FUTURE.

THE "DAILY MAIL"?
ARGUABLY THE BEST NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD.

ALAN, THERE'S SOME NICE HOUSES AROUND HERE.

- A BAILEY'S, PLEASE.
- TAKE A SEAT.

HERE'S YAZOO.

(FANFARE)

THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.

MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T ASK FOR
A 25% DISCOUNT ON A KITCHEN.

- WE GOT EGGS, WE GOT CHICKEN...
- WHICH CAME FIRST?

LET'S JUST FINISH YOUR NECK OFF NOW
WITH SOME FINAL SUDS.

UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED TO GO FOR A DRINK.

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!

..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME
ENTITLED "YACHTING MISHAPS" -

- I CAN'T.
- I'LL COME WITH YOU.

YOU AND GORDON CAN GO AND LAUGH AT DRIZZLE.

THOSE SPIKY TREES I THINK ARE JOSHUA TREES.