(WOMAN) SCENE THIRTEEN, TAKE TWO,

- IN OFF THE RED!
- HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.

- THEN YOU'LL BE NEGOTIATING ON YOUR OWN.
- SO BE IT.

WHO SMILES AT A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE
FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

SLEEP IN MY TROUSERS.

SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?

WE'LL DUB THAT OUT, PLAY SOME MUSIC OVER IT.

(MUSIC)

BOUNCED...BOUNCING...

THAT'S RUBBISH. I KNOW FOR A FACT
MARTIN LEWIS GOT TWO POWER SHOWERS OUT OF THEM.

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

YES. THAT'S FOR HYGIENE REASONS.
IT LETS THE BUTTOCKS BREATHE.

THERE GOES KAREN COLMAN.

GETTING A BIT CROWDED NOW. LIKE LONDON.

NO, IT'S FINE. THANK YOU.

I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.