- HAVE YOU GOT A SPOON?
- NO.

YES. THE BEDROOM.
DOWN THE CORRIDOR, LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.

THE NESBITT SISTERS THERE.
TONIGHT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEATH.

I'M BEING BAWDY, LYNN. ENJOY IT.

THE TROUBLE IS IT'D BE QUITE DIFFICULT TO SWALLOW

THOSE SCOTCH EGGS WE HAD
AT THE PETROL STATION LAST NIGHT.

I DON'T WANT SALVATION.
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY...

WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

LOOK. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF
IN A SITUATION WITH A CONCEALED WEAPON...

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

# THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
IS KEEPING ALL MY SECRETS SAFE TONIGHT... #

SOMETIMES I USED TO LIKE SITTING HERE LIKE THIS...
WAITING FOR SONJA.

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.

CHEERS!

- DO YOU WANT ANY PETROL?
- I'LL GET IT ACROSS THE ROAD.

- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, ALAN.
- I'LL DO IT NOW.