HE MEANS HIS COCK!

THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOU
THAT "BAD SLAGS" BOOK YOU ASKED FOR.

ME? I'M HAVING A FANTASTIC TIME. YEAH.

- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
- NO.

YOU CAN ALWAYS GET ME SOMETHING
OF EQUIVALENT VALUE,

I WON'T BE ON IN THE MORNING, BECAUSE I'M DOING
LATES NOW, SO I DON'T COME ON TILL TWO O'CLOCK.

THEY PUT THESE IN MY ROOM EVERY DAY.
THEY KNOW I'M A MAN!

.."PARTRIDGE" I CAN UNDERSTAND,
BUT THEN "COCK" AND "PISS"

SO IT'S SLIGHTLY LESS RUDE.

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

- A MINERAL WATER, PLEASE.
- STILL OR FIZZY?

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

WHO HAPPEN TO PRODUCE "BOOB OLYMPICS",
"THE EUROVISION THONG CONTEST"

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

THEY DID HAVE AN UNDERPANT LINING,
BUT IT'S PERISHED.

GET OFF!

HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?