SEE THAT MAN WITH THE BIG HEAD
AND THE SMALL FACE?

YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.

YES, YOU CAN. IN FACT, I'VE MADE NOTES.

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MR PARTRIDGE?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?

- YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM?
- NO,

ER, NO, I WON'T BE ONE.

- ALL RIGHT, AL?
- AAGH!

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

AND, BASICALLY, DO YOU AGREE

- MARVELLOUS.
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW.

RIGHT.

SORT OUT YOUR PECS, DO YOUR BENCH PRESSES.
HERE, HAVE A PROD OF THAT.

YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DAMON HILL...
OW! LYNN! BE CAREFUL WITH IT.

BASED ON MICHAEL PALIN'S "POLE TO POLE".

HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU GET MARRIED?