HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

THAT FARMERS ENCOUNTER FROM ARMCHAIR PUNDITS
WHO FORGET TO THINK BEFORE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH.

MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.

OH, THE CAVALRY. COME ON IN.

IF YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING ELSE,
THEN I DON'T WANT YOU TO HESITATE TO CALL...

YES. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR,

I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST IN MY CLASS, ACTUALLY.

YEAH. I'D HAVE THAT THREE TIMES A DAY IF I COULD,
BUT I'D BE DEAD.

- WE HAVEN'T MET, BUT I LIKED YOUR CHAT SHOW.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOU CAN'T MUCK ABOUT WITH YOUR OWN KIDS.

WHAT AM I SAYING? I MEAN, A HAT HARD ON.

WE'LL SET UP A SIGNAL. IF YOU SEE KETCHUP
IN THE WINDOW, IT MEANS, "LET'S MAKE LOVE."

THIS IS DAVID COPPERFIELD.

- HOW MUCH IS IT?
- 325,000.

SHALL WE MAKE TRACKS?

- HE LOOKS QUITE NICE.
- THE DEVIL CAN TAKE MANY FORMS.

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

- YOU SMILED THEN, LYNN.
- NO, I DIDN'T.