I CAN DISCONNECT IT, PUT A SCRAMBLE ON IT,
JUST KNOCK IT OUT OF THE SYSTEM.

(THEY HONK)

- YOU SHOULD SEND IT TO THE FAN CLUB.
- I ALREADY HAVE.

- WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
- THE TRAIN FOR LOWESTOFT.

WHOA! WHICH ARE
THE LESS IMPORTANT BOND FILMS, LYNN?

OH, ANYTHING REALLY, YOU KNOW.
FRANK SINATRA. KURT COBAIN.

SORRY I'M LATE. I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT LATE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE.

OK, RIGHT. ALAN ATTACK! LIKE THE "COOK REPORT"

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYS)

- YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE VALANCE.
- ON THE WHAT?

TESTICULAR. ALWAYS GOT TO CHECK FOR EXTRA LUMPS.

- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.

NICE ARRAY OF PASTIES YOU'VE GOT TODAY.

WHY THE RED ROPE AND PLASTIC FRUIT?

- MICHAEL?
- WAS THAT HIS NAME?

YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?

SHIT!

ANOTHER NAKED WOMAN ON A GUN,
COMPLETELY BILLY BOLLOCKS.