DO YOU REMEMBER CATCHING ME
IN THAT DARKROOM SNOGGING THAT LAB ASSISTANT?

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

RIGHT. THANKS.

- GIN AND TONIC?
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, FINE.

- ARE YOU STILL DOING IT TWICE A DAY?
- YEAH. DIARY PERMITTING.

- NONE TAKEN.
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY.

- I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
- THAT'S GOOD.

IT'S BASICALLY SEX MUSIC.

COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.

- THAT'S VERY GENEROUS.
- I'VE BEEN AMBUSHED.

THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.

BUT IT IS A SOLID BOG. THE CHEMICALS
IN THAT LOO WILL DISSOLVE A CORPSE.

NO, I MEAN GENERALLY.
NOT SPECIFICALLY THE TOILET.

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

IN THAT CASE, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!
I'LL TAKE THE HOUSE.

BY THE QUICK FEET
OF BLOUSE-WEARING TYCOON MICHAEL FLATLEY.

CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.

THAT WAS FOR MY TIRELESS P.A., LYNN, 50,