AFTER BUYING THE RIGHTS TO K-9,
THE ROBOT DOG FROM "DR WHO".

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

YOU'RE A LOCAL FELLOW. THAT MEANS
GOOD COMMUNICATIONS WITH TRADESMEN,

- COME ON.
- IT'S OUR FAMILY REMIT.

THIS IS LOVELY, THIS.
IT'S SORT OF LIKE AN OLD LADY'S HAIR.

THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS HOTEL
IS ITS SITUATION.

"EEH, OCTOPUSSY."

- POP THE STRAITJACKETS ON THEM?
- WHAT?

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.

IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE ALAN PARTRIDGE.

UNLESS SHE WENT IN THE NIGHT
AND IS YET TO BE DISCOVERED BY THE MAID.

THE NESBITT SISTERS THERE.
TONIGHT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEATH.

I'M GUILTY AS HELL, LYNN.

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.

DIVESTED OF ALL THE TRAPPINGS
OF THE 20TH CENTURY

I BRING AN ELEMENT OF HUMOUR.

I'M NOT BRAVE. I DO MY BIT AT EVENTS LIKE THIS
AND FUND-RAISING FOR MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES.

I'D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. HE'D BATTER YOU.
COME ON. TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.