IS THAT IT?

- YES. KETAMINE.
- WHY DRAG HORSES INTO IT?

HOW'S MR PLANET-OF-THE-APES MAN?

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."

IN WHICH CASE
I WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S HAPPENED.

FOUR TEAS, PLEASE.

AND DROVE TO DUNDEE IN MY BARE FEET.

I THINK YOU'RE SPLITTING HAIRS.

THE NOISE THE DOOR MAKES...
(PING!)

IN NORWICH...FOR A BIT.

- A BOWL OF BREAD THERE.
- WHAT'S THAT FOR?

WALLOP!

THIS WOMAN ENRAPTURED THIS MAN,
MADE HIM FEEL SIXTEEN AGAIN.

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON? DO YOU?

I GOT CAUGHT IN A TAXI
THAT BROKE DOWN OVER THERE. I HAD TO WALK.

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

- DID YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE.
- YES, THANK YOU.

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT.