LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.

BEN?

I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR LEXUS.

CORIAN IS TO MARBLE AND GRANITE
WHAT MDF IS TO WOOD.

LIKE A HUGE LORRY SLIDING ALONG
ON ITS BACK FOR AGES. I'M BABBLING.

I THINK IF WE, UM...

- THANKS VEY MUCH.
- LET'S WATCH "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME"!

TAKE HER OUT TO A LOCAL FORT OR VICTORIAN FOLLY.

I DID JUST SAY THAT. ANYWAY, CHOCOLATE ORANGES...

SOME AS YOUNG AS THE ONES
HOLDING BALLOONS OVER THERE -

- DO YOU KNOW HER?
- NO. HOW DID YOU MEET?

YEAH.

- DO YOU DRINK DIRECTOR'S?
- I'VE GOT IT ON TAP.

THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

ALAN!

BUGGER!

AND YOU THINK, "SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY!"

NO, HE JUST KNOCKED OFF. CAN I HELP YOU?