# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

- WHY NOT?
- THIS LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T BOUNCED BACK.

- HE WAS MY HUSBAND.
- YES, YES, OF COURSE.

THEY'RE NOTABLE BY THEIR ABSENCE. THE NERVE!

- WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE NEXT DOOR.
- I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WATCH.

- GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT.

- WHERE?
- FLORIDA MAINLY... A FORTNIGHT IN FLORIDA.

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

- I DIDN'T REALISE.
- YOU TOOK MY LIP OFF!

- LION BAR?
- NO, I PREFER FINGERS.

IT'S TOO BIG! HOW DID YOU GET IT HERE?

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

YOU CAN IF YOU ANGLE THE MIRROR BY THE DOOR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

OH, NO!

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

SEE THAT?

YOU'VE GOT TEN MINUTES. GO GIVE IT TO HER.

THAT'S A RELIEF. YOUR MIND PLAYS TRICKS.