DAN!

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

OH, HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
TO FERNANDO PARTRIDGE, PLEASE.

I'LL HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS. I KEEP DROPPING BITS.

HAVE YOUS ALL DONE,
MAYBE LIKE TO ORDER A DESSERT?

I'D LIKE YOU TO LAY THEM. CHICKEN!

YEAH, VERY FIRM. MINE ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME,
JUST FRACTIONALLY MORE FLACCID.

(SCREECHING)

LOVELY PICTURES UP THERE OF LADS WITH BIG HAIR.

I DO LIKE THAT TOILET. IT'S VERY FUTURISTIC, ISN'T IT?
VERY HIGH TECH, SPACE AGE.

PHEW, THIS LOOKS DISGUSTING.

BECAUSE A SPINAL COLUMN WOULD FIT IN A BAGUETTE.

YEAH. IS SEAN THERE?

BEN, MR PARTRIDGE WAS SAYING THAT HE COULDN'T
SEE "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" FROM HIS BATHROOM.

RIGHT, YOU'LL LIKE THIS.
"KNOWING M.E., KNOWING YOU."

UM...SORRY. HAVE YOU GOT ANY REQUESTS,
ANYONE YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO, OR...?

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
TOMORROW IS YOUR DAY. DO ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

THERE YOU GO.
THEY TAUGHT YOU A TRADE. MINOR REPAIRS.