HELLO. DANTE FIRES? THROUGH THERE.
OOOH...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

AIDAN IS FROM SELBRIDGE, WHICH IS
NEAR DUBLIN, AND I'M FROM WEST CORK.

- WHAT A FUNNY STORY.
- ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

ENYA...AND THE OTHER ONE.
RIPPED UP THE POPE. BALD CHAP.

THERE'S ONLY THE ONE CHAIR.

NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.

SONJA, I'LL HANDLE THIS.
GO AND SIT IN THE STATIC HOME.

- VOILA.
- THANK YOU, ALAN, THAT'S REALLY LOVELY.

FROM THEIR ALBUM
"ARCHITECTURE AND MORALITY" -

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.

8.20, "DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER". PUT THE ROAST ON
AS SOON AS YOU SEE THE MOON BUGGY.

I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
I'M GOING TO WASH HIS CAR.

- AN AWFUL LOT OF MY COLLEAGUES...
- ARE FARMYARD ANIMALS.

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.

- PERHAPS THOSE PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT SHORT.
- THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE, LYNN!

WOULD NOT RENDER HER PLEASURABLE TO MINE EYE.

OOH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT OFF WITH HER.