WE DID IT EVERYWHERE.

THOSE SPIKY TREES I THINK ARE JOSHUA TREES.

I'VE BEEN GETTING YOUR CLOTHES
READY FOR THE COUNTY SHOW,

DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?

WE'RE HAVING A HOEDOWN.

- ALAN...
- FIGHT YOU! SORRY...

CASHBACK.

- WE MIGHT GIVE YOU A SECOND SERIES.
- THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

FERNANDO, YOU'RE 22 YEARS OLD

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

SOME OF THE STUNTS THEY PULL...
THEY'LL CHAIN YOU TO A CAR THAT'S BEEN CLAMPED.

THREE, TWO, ONE, LAND.

OK. THANK YOU.

HE'S NECKING WITH HER. HE SAYS,
"I'VE GOT TO GO, LOVE. SOMETHING'S COME UP!"

CAN I PUT IN JOURNAL THAT I AM
GOOD COOK OF FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

- HIS HOUSE?
- YES.

HALF AND HALF.

SO WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE SINGER, THEN?