NO, NO. I'VE GOT LOTS OF PLANS.

YOU SEE, AT APACHE, WE... WAAY!

THEY'D BE HAVING A GREAT LAUGH AT YOU
WITH BIG PINK HAIR.

ARE YOU READY TO ORDER?

I MEAN, THE OLD IMAGE
OF LEPRECHAUNS, SHAMROCK, GUINNESS,

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

- NO. I'D SAY, "YOU LOOK VERY NICE."
- EXACTLY. YOU'D SAY, "YOU LOOK NICE, JOHN."

BUT IF THE ELEPHANT MAN CAME IN HERE NOW

THEY'VE GOT SOME GOATS' CHEESE OUT THERE.

- COULD YOU ASK ME FOR THIS LATER?
- YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.

SHEATHS, PROPHYLACTICS,
YOU KNOW, RUBBER JOHNNIES.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THE BOX-ROOM?

THIS'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU SAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD
GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE.

AND PEOPLE WOULDN'T MIND.
THEY'D SAY, "THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION."

BEAKS? HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THIS,
OR DO YOU WANT TO STOP AT QUACKING PLUMS?

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB.
BILL ODDIE... HELLO.

CHEERS.

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH.