- DO YOU MIND IF I BRING MY GUITAR?
- I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T, IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF AREA.

DO YOU REMEMBER CATCHING ME
IN THAT DARKROOM SNOGGING THAT LAB ASSISTANT?

OPENING SEQUENCE - ME IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
FEEDING THE PIGEONS, GOING, "OH, GOD!"

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..

- ALAN, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
- WHO-OO...

YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN EATING SOME MOUSSE.

- WHY DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGISE AND...
- MOO!

THEN THE MAN WHO USED TO BE
IN "THE ONEDIN LINE" SAYS, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"

THAT'S YOU AS WELL.
SHOOT ME NOW WITH A MASSIVE GUN!

"I DON'T KNOW. I'M BEING BAPTISED."
"DOWN YOU GO AGAIN."

THEY'LL THINK YOU'LL WANT TO JOIN IN. I'LL PAUSE IT.

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

- LOVELY STUFF.
- DID YOU BUY ME A PRESENT TO SAY SORRY?

MEET ME IN THE CAR PARK IN HALF AN HOUR, LYNN.

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

IT TOOK 14 HOURS!

IT'S JUST SOME PEOPLE
FIND WHAT YOU SAID A BIT RACIST.

IT'S 1 A.M. CALLING ALL PIGEONS.
THERE'S A CAT AMONGST YOU.