SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?

(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,

AND INSIDE THESE SHEDS
ARE TWENTY-FOOT-HIGH CHICKENS

THE UNDERGROUND BASE OF AN EVIL GENIUS...
AND THEN "DOCTOR NO"!

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

AND STEAL THEIR EGGS.

ALAN, YOU'VE COME FREE AT THE SIDE.

ABSO-BLOODY-EXACTLY!

IMAGINE A TONGUE
STICKING OUT OF A SESAME-SEED COB!

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS SONJA'S BEST FEATURE?

WHAT?

IN THE WORLD OF BOASTERS - NOT THE BISCUITS
BUT PEOPLE WHO BOAST, LIKE YOU -

HELLO AGAIN. OH, WHAT'S THAT?

"DRIVING MISS DAISY"!

I DON'T RECALL SAYING THAT.

THANK YOU. THEY WERE THERE WHEN I MOVED IN.

THERE ARE SOME STROBE EFFECTS IN THIS
SO ANY EPILEPTICS, GET OUT NOW.

THIS IS THE LOBBY. I LIKE TO READ
THE SUNDAY PAPERS IN HERE.