- NO, SORRY, YOU.
- YEAH, NAME OF HAYERS.

THIS COUNTY!

STATISTICALLY, ONE OF YOU IS,
AND TWO OF YOU ARE GAY.

- IT'S QUITE NICE. DO YOU WANT TO SMELL IT?
- NO, THANKS.

HE'S GOT A CONDITION,
SO MAKE SURE HE RUBS IT IN HIS FEET

- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?

OH, GOD! UM...

(BUZZER)

I'D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. HE'D BATTER YOU.
COME ON. TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON DIGITAL CABLE CHANNEL UK CONQUEST

- IT'S NOT SO A LITTLE HELICOPTER CAN LAND?
- HELICOPTER DOESN'T BEGIN WITH "M".

IT'S A BIT LIKE DOING MY RADIO SHOW THIS, ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE LISTENING TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE". BYE!

- WE DON'T DO THAT.
- THE WET T-SHIRT THINGS.

FIRST OF ALL TONIGHT IS MY BEST... CHRIST.

WE HAD TO DO TARGET IDENTIFICATION.

GO ON, HAVE A GUESS.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

(SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT)
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.