IF YOU SINK, YOU'RE A BAPTIST,
AND IF YOU FLOAT...YOU'RE EVIL?

THE LAST VIDEO WAS CALLED
"CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO",

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

WHO-OO...

THAT'S THE SUBJECT OF YOUR BOOK, "BOUNCING BACK".

- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SOUP?
- I'M NOT A TRAMP.

- I'M TYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO, ALAN. I AM NOT DOWN.

- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON QUICKSAND.

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

DO YOU WANT SOME MORE GLITTER?

BUT I AM UP AGAINST IT WITH THIS BONDATHON,
SO IF YOU COULD LIMIT YOUR MOURNING...

AYE. OR MAYBE
HAVE JUST A BEEF BURGER FOR YOUR PALM.

BUT WITH THE APOLOGY YOU'RE ABOUT TO GIVE,
I'M SURE YOU CAN DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THIS UGLY HOLE.

YOU SAY...TOMATO.

L WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU EARN
THE RIGHT TO GO SWANNING OFF ON THESE LUDICROUS...

STRANGEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. OH, HELLO, LYNN.

IT'S JUST AN ARMY SAYING. GIVE US ANOTHER ONE.

- YOU'VE GOT THE COMMON TOUCH.
- THANK YOU.