YES, I DO. AND THE BOOKS AREN'T BEING INCINERATED,
THEY'RE BEING PULPED.

- "ARM WRESTLING WITH CHAS AND DAVE."
- I DON'T THINK SO.

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.

- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?

BASICALLY, TERRESTRIAL TV IS A DEAD DUCK,
AND WHO WATCHES A DEAD DUCK?

BUT CAN THEY ORDER AN IRISH COFFEE AT 3 A.M.
AND GET IT DELIVERED TO THEIR BEDROOM?

I CAN AFFORD ONE. I'VE GOT A SIX-FIGURE INCOME.

ALL RIGHT. I KNOW.

RIGHT. GO. JUST DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY NORMALLY.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"

THAT'S A MILLION POUNDS!

YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?

HOW DO YOU DO?
I WAS JUST SAYING, I SELL KITCHENS,

I GOT REALLY DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
I WAS SICK EVERYWHERE.

# SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY
SAIL AWAY, SAIL AWAY... #

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(THEY HONK)