GO ON, LYNN LASS!

WE'RE STOPPING THIS AFTER TONIGHT.

THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...

(80'S STYLE SYNTHESISER MUSIC)

- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, THEN.
- I WILL.

TERRIBLE IDEA. NO ONE'LL WATCH THAT.

SO YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TELL ANECDOTES?

YOU. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SUICIDE?

SONJA HAS MADE ME A MUG WITH MY FACE
ON ONE SIDE AND A CAT ON THE OTHER.

WE'D BOOKED TO GO ON HOLIDAY NEXT WEEK.

I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE FOUND IT A BIT CREEPY.

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

OH, YOUR AGE. WELL, HAMILTON'S HAVE...

THIS COMING FROM THE MAN
WHO ONCE GAVE AWAY A CD

A CHEEKY CHAPPIE WHO'S STARING INTO THE ABYSS

I'VE CALMED DOWN NOW.

- NO!
- RIGHT.

THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?