- THINK ON.
- I'M THINKING ON.

NOT CORIAN, A MAN-MADE MARBLE SUBSTITUTE?

WHAT AN APPALLING THING TO SAY.
YOU'VE PUT ME IN AN INVIDIOUS POSITION.

- WILL YOU TAKE 324?
- YEAH.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO DISCONNECT IT?
- YES.

THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.

IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

I SUPPOSE IF I WAS A BURGLAR
AND I WANTED TO AVOID DETECTION

CAN I JUST READ YOU SOMETHING
FROM "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE?

ONE DAY I ARRANGED THEM ALL ON THE FLOOR

IMAGINE WHAT THAT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE.

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.

NO, NO.

UH-UH. I WANT A SECOND SERIES.

(YELLED INSULTS)

THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".

- MAYBE A WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION?
- YOU NEVER KNOW!