YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.

- DO YOU KNOW BONO?
- HE'S BIG FRIENDS WITH BONO.

RIGHT. OK. I JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK.

- THE INSIDE.
- THE GIBLETS?

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

SINGLE-HAND SUE TACKLING THE BUFFET.

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

EXACTLY HOW MUCH DO YOU TEACHERS EARN?

- AND I HAVEN'T LIKED A SINGLE ONE.
- TONY, I'VE JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE.

NO.

I TOLD HER I DISAPPROVE OF WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS,
BUT SHIT HAPPENS.

- A MINERAL WATER, PLEASE.
- STILL OR FIZZY?

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

THE NESBITT SISTERS THERE.
TONIGHT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DEATH.

- THE BUILDERS.
- YES.

THAT WAS A COMPANY WHICH WE SET UP. WE LOOKED
INTO ITS OPERATION AND CLOSED IT DOWN AGAIN.