- IT'S TODD.
- SERIOUSLY?

- YOU FELL SPECTACULARLY...
- ALL RIGHT.

- DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE A GO?
- SURE. HELP YOURSELF.

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

BUT THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU CAN
SEE FROM...OH, WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?

- (BUZZING)
- WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.

JUST RELAX. THERE'S A FOAMY BIT ON YOUR SHOULDER.

THAT WAS FOR MY TIRELESS P.A., LYNN, 50,

- LION BAR?
- NO, I PREFER FINGERS.

FOUR. NO, THREE. IT'S GOT THE PAPER TOWELS.
I LIKE THREE.

THEN I'D JUST PUT SOME TRUNKS ON
AND SIT DOWN ON THE GRASS.

(APPLAUSE)

"COME BACK ON, ELO, AND CARRY ON PLAYING!"

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

HELLO, ALAN. GOOD NEWS.

- COULD YOU ASK ME FOR THIS LATER?
- YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.

THOSE GUYS DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE,
OR IF YOU'RE GAY.

SO LET'S MAKE FRIENDS
SO I CAN BE ON MY WAY, PLEASE.