YEAH. POP IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

WE'LL MAKE SWEET LOVE AND I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.

YOU JUST TAKE NORMAL PHOTOGRAPH INTO
SNAPPY SNAPS AND HE PUT PHOTO ON CUSHION.

- IS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY COMING THROUGH?
- YES.

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

SINCE OWNING A LEXUS,
IT'S AMAZING THE NUMBER OF LEXI YOU SEE AROUND.

ONE SMALL BAILEYS, PLEASE.

CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.

- PAINTED ON.
- YEAH. EXACTLY.

- I TOLD HER THAT.
- YOU NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL, ALAN.

WE'VE GOT A TRAFFIC REPORT... THAT'S ANNOYING.

- HAS HE GIVEN YOU ANOTHER SERIES?
- NO, HE WON'T GIVE ME ONE.

(STEVE) I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY!

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?

TWO EQUALLY HOT,
BUT DIFFERENTLY-SHAPED POTATOES.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

SHITTY ZOMBIES!