MY PEEPHOLE PRINGLE IS MODELLED
ON AN SAS BALACLAVA.

COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.

(ALAN) SHALL I MOVE ON TO THE OTHER ONE?

I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS.
MIND YOU, I HAVE BEEN HERE TEN WEEKS.

- WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING?
- I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE.

AND IT'S SIGNED BY BONO.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES.

A LORRY FULL OF LIVESTOCK HAS JACKKNIFED,
SHEDDING ITS LOAD OVER BOTH LANES.

YOUR COMMENTS WERE ILL-FOUNDED.
THEY WERE DEEPLY IGNORANT,

WE'RE IN THE SAME AREA. I WONDERED IF YOU'D
LIKE TO TAKE A TAXI BACK WITH ME, MAKE A SAVING.

I THINK PEOPLE LIKE SONJA
SHOULD BE HELPED TO SETTLE HERE, PERMANENTLY.

- GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO DO IT.
- YEAH!

- ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUR WIFE?
- NO! CAROL? NO, GOD, NO.

- THAT'S VERY GENEROUS.
- I'VE BEEN AMBUSHED.

I'M DOWN, BUT I'M NOT A HO.

- TONY!
- OH, PETER, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

THAT IS SUPERB.
OH, THERE YOU GO, IT'S ALL HAPPENING.