I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SWEAT OVER YOUR WORK.

(SLOW ROCK MUSIC)

HELLO?

SHE GOES ON A BIT.

(MOANS OF PLEASURE)

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT WHIPLASH.
- I KNOW.

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

YOU WERE LEANING FORWARDS
WITH YOUR HANDBAG LIKE THAT.

HELLO, LYNN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME RELAXING.

- HE THINKS HE'S ROD STEWART!
- YOUR ROAD SAFETY VIDEO'S DOING WELL.

LYNN. I'M ON GOD'S SIDE.
I CAN'T STAND THE DEVIL. HE'S BANG OUT OF ORDER.

SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. I'M TEMPTED TO SAY
SHE WAS BIG-HEARTED, BUT THAT WOULD BE BULLSHIT.

COME BACK!

LOVELY PICTURES UP THERE OF LADS WITH BIG HAIR.

FRANKENSTEIN IS THE NAME
OF THE CREATOR, NOT THE MONSTER.

(ALAN) THAT IS THE BEST VALENTINE'S DAY
I'VE HAD IN EIGHT YEARS.

IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!

# SUCH A COLD FINGER... #