I WANT YOU HERE.
YOU'D BE MY VERY OWN JOHN WEST TINNED WOMAN.

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.

- LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
- I COULD GIVE A TALK.

- YOU OWN KITCHEN PLANET ON THE A416?
- THE VERY SAME.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CLIMBING OVER A FENCE.

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

SO IN THE END IT WAS TELEVISION THAT KILLED HIM.

- THAT'S SACKING PEOPLE.
- WELL, BASICALLY, YEAH.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

BANG! BLOOD DRIBBLES DOWN.

- THE VERY SAME.
- HE'S GOT A HEART OF GOLD.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

- LYNN, THAT IS NOT A PENIS.
- IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

TEETH OF GOLD AS WELL!

I DON'T RECALL SAYING THAT.

HE THINKS THAT AFTER DEATH THERE IS NOTHING.

IF I'VE SAID "FULL BEAM" ONCE
I'VE SAID IT A DOZEN TIMES.

- TO KEEP YOU OUT, YOU THIEF!
- YOU WHAT?