MY BOOK COULD END UP BEING RECONSTITUTED
AS A TABLE IN A HOME FOR BATTERED WOMEN.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

THAT'S A GOOD STAINLESS STEEL HOB. VERY FUTURISTIC.

- SECOND WORD.
- SECOND WORD IS SLEEP..AWAKE.

THEIR GIBBERISH CLASSIC -
AND MY TRIBUTE TO HER MAJESTY'S POLICE.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SPOON?
- THERE'S ONE IN THE BATHROOM.

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

(JILL) THAT'S FINE.

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.

DON'T SMILE. YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR NECK.

WELCOME BACK TO "PRAYER WAVE"
WITH ME, TESSA MCPHERSON.

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

CAREFUL. FOLK MIGHT SAY YOU'RE A CEREAL KILLER!

BACK-STABBING CENTRAL
AND SHATTERED DREAMS PARKWAY.

WHAT YOU'LL HAVE DONE IS,
WHEN IT SAID ON YOUR SCREEN,

(SINGS OUT OF TUNE)

I WALKED OUT AFTER FIVE MINUTES.
IT WAS DEMEANING.

CHEERS.