- MARVELLOUS.
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW.

HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.

WHAT DO YOU CALL THOSE PASTA IN BOWS?

HIYA. I'VE COME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO USE YOUR TELLY.

WHY?

HA! YOU BASTARD!

STAY DOWN.

YEAH.

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- NO.
- GOOD.

- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

- CAN I HAVE A SECOND SERIES?
- WHO AM I?

"TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN SMITH."
WHO'S HE? NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

YES. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR,

I'VE BEEN RINGING YOU ALL DAY,
BUT YOUR MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF.

(HEAVY ACCENT) IF THEY HAD PROPER JOBS,
THEY WOULDN'T BE UP TO ALL THIS LARKING.