UNBELIEVABLE.

- I AM.
- WILL YOU INTRODUCE ME?

GET ONE THERE, HE'S GOING DOWN.

SO BOOK A HOLIDAY WITH HAMILTON'S.
"WAT-ER-WAY" TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

(APPLAUSE)

LYNN, ARE THOSE YOUR MOTHER'S CATARACT GLASSES?

- I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE A RAVER.
- I'M NOT. I'M STRAIGHT.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE MORNING?

LOOK THICK OR IT'LL HAVE YOUR HANDS OFF
BEFORE BONO CAN WHISTLE IT TO STOP.

YOUR BARK TRUNKS SOAKING UP
THE WATER LIKE A SPONGE,

CAN I PUT IN JOURNAL THAT I AM
GOOD COOK OF FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

MICHAEL, THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE THE CASE,

(LAUGHS)

I THOUGHT IT WOULD HAVE BROKEN DOWN
BY NOW,

YOU'RE WELCOME.
DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOX?

IT MUST BE ODD BEING
SURROUNDED BY PHOTOS OF YOURSELF.

GOOD EVENING, ALAN. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.