"CAN I GET A COFFEE?
PRESUMABLY THE BUFFET IS A FREE-FOR-ALL?"

YES. IN FACT, THE BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTING THROWN OUT BY MY WIFE!

- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT'S BACKFIRED.

AND THEY'RE LOOKING DOWN
ON ALL THE OTHER LITTLE CHICKENS

BUT FINE, I'LL SACK HER.

TE...

- THERE WE GO.
- THANKS VERY MUCH.

LET'S JUST FINISH YOUR NECK OFF NOW
WITH SOME FINAL SUDS.

- YES.
- THERE'S A CHAP THERE WEARING JEANS.

YOU AND I KNOW I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THE LAST LAUGH...

- WHEN I'VE SEEN YOU DEPRESSED...
- NOT ME!

CATCH THE TRAIN TO LONDON
STOPPING AT REJECTION, DISAPPOINTMENT,

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

SO WHY NOT GET YOUR ARSES DOWN
TO THE SPICE MUSEUM IN LONG STANTON?"

..TWO PACKETS OF TOFFOS?

DID YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH SHE'S GOT?

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!