(DEEP VOLCE) YES.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED TO SEE YOU IN RECEPTION,

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

YOU COULD END SOME OF YOUR CHAPTERS WITH,
"NEEDLES TO SAY...

AND SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TOO MANY THINGS.

WOLVES AT THE DOOR. YOU'LL HUFF
AND YOU'LL PUFF AND... WHERE'S THE OTHER PIG?

(STEVE) CAN YOU CALL CLIFF THORBURN NOW, PLEASE?

WHY DON'T YOU ISSUE A FULL RETRACTION, AND YOU'LL
GET YOURSELF OUT OF A LOT OF SILLY BOTHER?

"YES, THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND THAN THIS".

LISTEN, JUST TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP, YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU MAKE THOSE SORT OF RISQUE COMMENTS,

- FROM GO WEST...
- FANNIES!

OK. THANKS, LYNN.

AMAZING LEXUS CONNECTION.

- OR THEY'LL DECLARE YOU BANKRUPT ON FRIDAY.
- RIGHT.

UNFORTUNATELY SOME VANDALS
HAVE SWORN ALL OVER MY CAR AGAIN.

NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST A SWITCH.