TOOTHLESS SIMPLETONS...

- COME IN! THE DOOR'S OPEN.
- JUST ME.

DID THEY SAY YOU HAVE
TO HAVE YOUR WIFE ON THE SHOOT?

I'VE ALREADY DONE SOMETHING FOR THEM.
I DID AN AFTER-DINNER WITH BILL ODDIE.

YOU REALISE IT WAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH VALENTINE'S DAY?

THE FUNNY THING IS I'VE BEEN
IN THE BUSINESS FOR 15 YEARS,

I THINK YOU'VE GOT A VIVID IMAGINATION.

GO ON, LYNN LASS!

# ARE A MILLION TO ONE... #

BIG FANS OF ALL THE IRISH STUFF.

OH, GOOD.

- GETTING DOWN TO IT.
- WE WERE!

THERE'S DID-HEAD

I MEAN THINGS LIKE TABASCO SAUCE AND SOY.

NO! COME BACK!

I'LL GIVE YOU A CHINESE BURN!

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.