DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN WHO CAME UP
TO ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH?

HELLO, BONO. HAVE A SEAT.

YOU'VE GONE AGAIN! GOODNIGHT.

BECAUSE IMPACT, BANG, LOCK!

(DEEP VOLCE) YES.

AND A CRESCENT OF CRISPS, PLEASE.

AND TWO.

GOOD. WELL, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A KETTLE ON HERE.

SHE'D LIKE HER ASHES TO BE SCATTERED
IN A MEADOW. THAT'S THE KIND OF THING WE WANT.

BUT TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY,

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

OVER FIFTY JUST SEEMS SARCASTIC.

THERE'S MY BOOK!

- YOU SEE WHAT I DONE IN THE TOILET?
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?

- I LIKE THOSE EARRINGS. ARE THEY GOLD?
- YES, THEY'RE ROLLED GOLD.

YEAH, BUT HE'S FINISHED NOW.

- CAN'T YOU USE TWO?
- I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK.

HE'S GOT THE BIGGEST COLLECTION
OF HATCHBACKS IN THE COUNTY.