OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.

I HAD TO FLAG A CAB DRESSED UP.
WHICH HELPED, ACTUALLY.

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
SEE YOUR FUTURE JUST AT THE BBC, ALAN.

DID HE EVER TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE HOUSE
AND RUN TOWARDS YOU WITH A TORCH

ALAN, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SUNDAY PAPERS,

- ABOUT 18 MONTH... TWO YEAR.
- DO YOU CHAT TO ANY OTHER MEN?

WAIT TILL I'VE SAID IT
BEFORE YOU DECIDE NOT TO TAKE OFFENCE.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY GINSTER'S PASTIES,

- YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A BIT TIGHT IN HERE?
- NOT REALLY.

THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S CALLED AN AIREALATOR.

STEPHEN, WHAT WAS IT LIKE LIVING WITH...BEING
THE SON OF THE MAN WHO INVENTED CATS EYES?

- MORNING, EVERYONE. MORNING, JILL.
- THANKS FOR THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE, ALAN.

LOOK. I WANT TWO SPEAKERS
FOR AN ALBA STEREO SYSTEM.

- NO, NO.
- JUST BECAUSE LYNN'S...

THAT IS FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW. GREAT.

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.