YOU PEOPLE.

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".

HE'S STAYING WITH ME.

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..

DON'T YOU MEAN THE WORST OF BOTH WORLDS?

- NOT KICK MY HEAD IN?
- NO. I THINK WE SHOULD SHAKE HANDS.

LYNN'S NOT MY WIFE. SHE'S MY P.A.

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.

- ALL RIGHT?
- GOOD MORNING.

I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

WHAT, STARBUCKS?

RAWLINSONS WILL GIVE YOU 50 MORE SHOP-SOILED
CHOCOLATE ORANGES IF YOU PLUG THEM AGAIN.

- ER, BEN?
- YEAH?

- WHY DID YOU THINK IT SAID THE REST?
- I MUST HAVE DREAMT IT.

CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.

- IT'S A BAD IDEA.
- VERY CHEAP TO MAKE. DO IT IN A PUB CAR PARK.

YOU SMILED BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE JILL
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU.