YOU HAVE TO JUDGE EACH CASE ON ITS MERITS.

YES.

WITH SOME ICE

IF THE WORST COMES TO THE WORST
YOU CAN MOVE IN TO LYNN'S MUM'S BEDROOM.

THREE, TWO, ONE, LAND.

- RIGHT, YOU BOOK ALONE?
- YEP.

- IN OFF THE RED!
- HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

- ALAN, I CAN'T SEE YOU.
- NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST HOP UP HERE.

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

- BOLLOCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW BONO.
- I DO KNOW BONO.

OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.

OK. LET'S RECAP. DRAW THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER,

- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

ALAN'S FUNNY STORIES!

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

YEAH...

- HAVE YOU MET JANE?
- YEAH. I'VE DONE HER.

EXCELLENT.