CHIPS AND CRINKLE-CUT CHIPS.

HE WENT RIGHT DOWN AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK UP.

NO, NO. I'VE GOT LOTS OF PLANS.

YOU'RE A LOCAL FELLOW. THAT MEANS
GOOD COMMUNICATIONS WITH TRADESMEN,

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING...A NICE CHAP
AND DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE HE IS.

- YOU ALL RIGHT, LYNN?
- LYNN DOESN'T LIKE THE OLD WATERSPORTS.

NO, NO. WE WERE DELIGHTED.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DISPOSED OF
WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?

- ALAN DOESN'T WANT A STUNTMAN.
- OK. "SCUM ON THE RUN." TAKE ONE.

IT'LL BE AN END TO ALL THAT LONDON CRAP -
BIG BEN TEDDY BEARS. YOU HATE LONDON.

WITH A SELF-PENNED SONG
ENTITLED "I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME".

OK. LET'S RECAP. DRAW THE GUN FROM THE HOLSTER,

- OPTIONAL.
- AS YOU WISH, CERTAINLY.

- YOU'RE JUST QUOTING "CASUALTY".
- PULL IT OFF.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT EXCALIBUR COTTAGE.
L THINK I'LL CALL IT "YE HOUSE".

- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- AND YOU.

- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.