- SWING A TIGER IN HERE, REALLY!
- YOU COULD, COULDN'T YOU?

LOOK, ALAN, I DON'T WANT YOU FEEL THAT THE...
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, PETER.

"TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN SMITH."
WHO'S HE? NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

I WAS MAKING HIM LAUGH ON THE PHONE.

THAT WAS SWEATING LUNATIC IGGY POP,
PART OF OUR TUESDAY "PUNK PACK",

ER, NO, I WON'T BE ONE.

YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT BALLPARK.

LYNN, THE ANNIVERSARY OF A DEAD MUM
IS ALWAYS A TOUGH ONE.

- LIVING ROOM.
- I LIKE THIS, YES.

REMOVED FROM THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE.

THOSE GUYS DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE,
OR IF YOU'RE GAY.

YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD
FOR MAKING BAD TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

- WHO ARE ALL THESE CARS?
- THEY'RE BONO'S.

- HI, ALAN.
- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK?

I AM SUCH A BIGHEAD!

I TELL THEM MY BOYFRIEND IS GOOD FRIEND WITH BONO.

"SHOESTRING", "TAGGART",
"SPENDER", "BERGERAC", "MORSE".

I'LL DO MY STINT. I'D WANT EXPENSES, THOUGH.