PLOT THUS..
MALCOLM MCDOWELL IS TRAPPED IN THE FUTURE.

- BOND WEEKEND. ME AND YOU.
- I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU.

COUPLE OF STRAWS, NO PROBLEM.

SEE? SHE'S NOT STOPPING ME.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU SWEAT OVER YOUR WORK.

IT AMAZES ME WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT
AND IT'S ONLY

NEARLY THERE.

I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN A BOTTLE OF SUNNY DELIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGED IT.
SHE WAS A BIT OF A HEFFALUMP, GOD REST HER SOUL.

I WEAR TOMMY HILFINGER.

NO, NO. "COOKING IN PRISON."

HI.

JUST TYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY.

A GIANT MICROWAVE
AND YOU CAN JUST POP A WITCH IN IT. HORRIFIC!

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

SHALL I BOOK YOU FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

- HAVE YOU MET JANE?
- YEAH. I'VE DONE HER.